Friday, February 22, 2008

I'm the Hugh Hefner of Petsmart

Oh my goodness gracious interpeeps! I owe you an apology. It seems I posted porn on my blog by mistake. And not just any porn, it was GUINEA PIG PORN! Oh I am blushing to my toenails as I type. I have done a lot of things by mistake...died my hair red...walked onto the football field during practice with my skirt tucked into my panties....wore pajamas to the rehearsal dinner for my wedding (hush! I thought they were a cute little outfit)...but this...this takes the cake.

You see I was just trying to post a cute picture of my dad's fat guinea pig but I failed to pay close attention to what I was posting. Then I received a comment from Angie over at John Deere Mom that said:

"All I see when I look at that picture is Pablo's...you know....can't get past it! :)"

And I was like what in the heck is she talking about? So I looked and ta da there it was for all the world to see...Pablo's little piggie...just hanging out there plain as day. He is even laying back with his legs spread like a professional porn star.

So I am sorry dear world wide web for exposing you to my dirty picture and I am sorry Pablo for turning you into eye candy and not giving you the respect you deserve. I redid your picture to make it up to you.



11 comments:

Marty Devine said...

Yeah, but now you have a guy guinea pig in a bikini. He's going to be angry. You won't like him when he's angry...

PABLO SMASH!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG--Very funny! Glad to know you're feeling better :)

John Deere Mom said...

Okay, I am trying to be quiet as my husband is sleeping but I am SO cracking up right now! You realize you have now gone from porn to gay porn, right?! Not that there's anything wrong with that. BUT, poor Pablo. First you expose him, then you dress him up like a girl...not just a girl, a FAT girl! ;)

Jackie said...

Oh my gosh! and I MISSED IT! Christy, you may not be aware that I "really am" legally blind. I truly miss a lot of what goes on, especially in pictures and T.V. A picture has to be really sharp and bright before I can see detail. I went back and looked at the picture again and, DARN IT, I still can't see it!!

Your wit always gives me a lift. Love you...

Christy said...

Marty- maybe he likes feeling pretty...you don't know.

half-past kissin' time- thanks!

angie- he's not gay...he's a cross dresser (okay a big fat cross dresser)

inspired- No I did not know that about you. You handle it very well! And thank you...I love you back.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!...you know how much self restraint I'm showing here, right?

Christy said...

yes I do Carol and you know how much I appreciate it, right?

Tammie said...

I am rolling here!!!

that john deer lady needs to get her eyes out of the gutter. i missed it the time i looked at the pic. but, sure didn't the second peep show.

Chris, he's not a cross dresser (that's the nice word)...he's a drag queen! Bahahahaaaaa!

Tammie said...

so that thing is really real???

Tammie said...

i mean the guinea pig...john deer girl~

Tammie said...

o my if the pig is real then the ____ is 2! yuck!!!!!