Dear My Uterus,
Stop bleeding already you untimely tramp. It's Thanksgiving Day. I'm fixin' to be surrounded by hoards of loving relatives. If I kill somebody it will be all your fault.
Signed,
Christy, her bloated stomach and her achy boobage
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- Christy
- Mother of not one, but two drama queens. That may not sound like much, but have you ever given birth to a drama queen? Well it ain't easy, let me tell ya. Those crowns are pokey!! I'm married to the father of the queens and I credit him with gifting them with the drama gene. Drama Dad is a high school principal and I am a teacher. If that's not enough drama for you then you might want to try Brintey's blog cause that is all the drama this gal can handle!
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5 comments:
Hope you survived the weekend without your uterus being taken away in handcuffs.
They can have my uterus. No handcuffs needed. i'll even gift wrap it for them.
Are we really talking about my uterus?
Yuck.
Is it my imagination or does this crap get worse the ooder we get? Trampy uterii-is that the correct plural form of uterus?
Do you think we could have a two for one sale on uteruses-uterii-uterum? Seriously mine=free!
Glad you survived the weekend.
andi- It's not your imagination and I vote for uterii. I'm all for giving mine away too, but then what would I blame the mood swings on??
bahaahhaaaa! I just had a visit from Aunt Flo, too! Never talked to her with such strong stern verbage tho. You crack me up!!!
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